Technical Support & The Reply

Technical Support & The Reply
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Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I am desperate for some help.

I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the

 new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

 

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0

installs itself into all other programs and launches during system

initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

 Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3

no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.

 

Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails

 but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to

keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any

of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to

Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,
Joe.

 
 

The Reply
 
Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic

 misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0

 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0  is merely a UTILITIES &

 ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

 

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert

back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and

it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files

 from the system once installed.

 

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but

have ended up with even more problems.

(See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).

 

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed

and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or

problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must

run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the

 *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number

 of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to

 normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be

 very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional

software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under

any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version)

 as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system

 will almost certainly crash.

 

Thank you for using the program!! PS: In no case try to install the

free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0) that comes with WIFE 1.0

operating system. Installing the software would lead to Not

Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.
 

With regards,
MS Technical Department

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala