Srinivas Malyala

Happy New Year 2011

2010-12-31T13:29:00.001-08:00

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true. Wish you all Happy New Year 2011 -- Srinivas Malyala

Regards,
Srinivas Malyala

My time pass

2009-11-25T12:24:00.000-08:00

Its been a whileeeee ....

Today i would like to tell you one of my best time pass, only one for now :)

When ever I'm bored I will go to flickr and start exploring flicks and comment on very gud ones...

By doing this i will get Emotion, Motivation, Inspiration, Joy what not ... at last Time Pass

Merry Christmas

2008-12-24T13:27:00.001-08:00

May
Peace
Hope
and
Love
be with you
Today
Tomorrow
and
Always

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Train - Vladstudio

Regards,
Srinivas Malyala

Bill Cosby - "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

Teen Patti

2008-07-20T18:11:00.000-07:00

I use to spend so much time in playing cards, some times even whole nights spending in playing cards. I do remember one instance with my cosine we started playing Rummi for 1,o0,o0o points yes you are reading absolutely correct one lack only, to complete this game we played continuously whole summer vacation, when ever we get time we use to play even some times Eat while play also but still we are not able to finish our game, we left some where around at 80k’s all our holidays gone.

Recently I saw Teen Patti at Orkut, tempted added into my profile started playing, and many times addicted for this game playing for longer time even though I was loaded with lots work. And some time I got below 100th Rank among orkut community.One good part is I never use to play 3 Patti with money even though some time back we use to play Least Count with money.

Least Count Time, when I was in masters, my friends thought me this game, for fun with so many people (10 people), we use to play least count will all funny gossips so many comments,silly fighting's ,they use to call me as Bunk Cnu, they call this because most of times I use to win, with their money I am gona own petrol bunk , hmmm but in reality once or twice I bought petrol ummm.

Why I am saying all these ??? yes I got, last night I was playing Teen Patti observed some thing missing on Web, then started to create on my own C# form based application.

Oh my god I learn so many things with this, I was struck with some thing at 1am then started looking all my friend no one, started my brain heat, at last I could achieve success fully. Now I need to enhance moreeee as I am getting so many ideas.

That’s how my fine Saturday night went with good learings.

My College days - Video editing exp

2008-07-11T23:59:00.000-07:00

I was recalling my masters ganGGG, then though to prepare a video of all my classmates NITK CS rocks.So started digging for snaps and at last got some snaps, fortunately i could able to find individual snaps.

Then started for searching a good college related song as a dumb to narrate on my own, i know few songs are very good for this video creations but from among them which one ???? :)
I use to sing few song in rest room from one among them was i like toooooooooo much it was "I am gona miss this place I am gona miss my college days" but i don't have this mp3 on my hard disk some how with gBaba i could able to find so now every thing ready i mean snaps and song then what ???

I could able to imagine "Chinna Directions" some thing some thing it was awesomeeeeee, so i wana make my imagination into to true. Ha ha started troubles, you can think any thing very easily, but when you try to keep your thoughts into paper ummm i thought till now i could make a VGD video very easyly in every aspects like lip moment sync, motion, context sensuality, etc etc.

Trying hard and hard bcoze this was my first time usage of MOVIE MAKER. Started investigating trying out at last got some knowledge with that little knowledge edited movie its almost done that time my system got shut downed and lost all my work :(

Again started working on it and finished very fast, i know i was not caring much still i wana do some thing so at last made Missing My College days and able to recall my lecturers and my classmates.

Really i am missing all my rocks,here are{gang}nick's and their punch lines/funny things describes them selves

Stena "keka ra"
Puttur "entha madi"
Guru "mathe emi samachara"
panwar "bolo gi"
Pradeep "ade emi vundaya very simple"
jittu "ya ya"
rudra "entha maddi" "lover boy"
digs "Grand Trank express"
shanky "More practical"
vijay "escapeeee"
naru "sleeeeeeep"
subbu "banker"

at last i wana say "Creative think is different how you expressing same thought is different" may bcoze of that only people says "Dont dream do it".

Blog of Sets/Unions

2008-07-06T22:42:00.001-07:00

Today randomly browsing for some thing even I dont know what is that "some thing" going from one link
to other link from their to some other at last found some interesting thing he says
"Published weekday mornings as the coffee brews" very funny thing, Jessica Hagy has blogged very differently,
I was reading this kind of blog( indexed) for first time its all related SETS UNIONS GRAPHS make use of them
expressing things its awesome.

Dus Ka Dum

2008-07-05T21:05:00.001-07:00

Salman has come up with different type of TV Entrainment game DUS KA DUM.
Its very funny game and Informative.

Salman also maintaining a blog with all episodes and videos.

Recently Amir Khan and Imran Khan has participated in this game and Amir has won 1,o0,0o,0o0 Rs ...
And donated to Saraswathi Foundation ....that's very kool thing.

Any ways do you wana experience DUS KA DUM ??? Then check here

For girls searching software bridegrooms :--) too good

2008-07-01T22:55:00.001-07:00

To day Prashanth has sent me hilarious mail I thought I have to share with you all.

Thanks Prashanth for sharing with us.

A conversation abt the process of selecting a software bridegroom….

Enjoy reading….

Vidhya: hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden?

Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to search for a suitable match, to many people? So many horoscopes of the groom has come.. in that 4-5 seems to match.. I don't know which one to select, I am confused because of it.

Vidhya: what is the confusion about?

Nithya: horoscopes of many software engineers have come. It seems now a days, the software guys are wanting to marry girls in the other field. That's I why I don't know whom I must select among this. You are a software engineer na pls give me some suggestion .

vidhya: not a problem at all. So tell me the position that each one holds.

nithya: first is a manager.

vidhya: manager?? Then he will showcast himself that he is busy always. But he will not do anything properly. He will get u 1 kg of rice and ask you to prepare for the whole area say a village. He will get you mutton and ask you to prepare chicken 65. Even if you protest telling you can't make it, he'll not accept. He will tell you to work hard day and night to prepare it. He will also tell he'll provide you with the night cab. Even if you ask how can I prepare chicken 65 out of it by sitting day and night he will not accept.

nithya: ohh..so dangerous he is!! Then I must escape. Next is a test engineer.

vidhya: he is more dangerous than the other person. Whatever you do he will correctly tell only the fault in it. Even if you try to surprise him with 10 variety of food, he will tell the item which does not have salt in it. If you ask him "will you not at least tell that it is good", he will reply back saying it is your duty to make it good so why must I tell that. He is sooo good …

Nithya: then a NO to him also. Next is the performance test engineer.

vidhya: he is another specimen.. even if everything is good, he will ask why did it take this much time. If you take 10 minutes to make a coffee, he will question you asking why you have taken 10 min for a coffee which can be done within 5 min. Even if you say that he is talking about the instant coffee while you have made the filter coffee, he will not accept. The same will be with all the work you do. You must not think about this person if you want to do make up in your life !!!

Nithya: then! you mean to say that we should not marry software guys??

Vidhya: who said like that?? In software there is one more group. They are called the developers group. How much ever you hit them they will bear.

Nithya: then tell about them.

Vidhya: you don't have to do anything. They will do everything themselves. If we sit back and just boost them it is enough. But the problem with them is- they will say "I know it" whatever you ask them.

Even that is ok. They will bear how much ever you hit them but the condition is you must keep saying "you are too good" after hitting them every time.

Nithya: this is superb. Then we must search for this kind of a groom….

My sweet memories

2008-06-30T16:59:00.001-07:00

My sweet memories

I was recalling my sweet memories "Naa Autograph" so that to watch my old photographs which were amazing for me at the moment I remember, I wanted to see all of them. So soooooon started locating them on my laptop oops, then on my hard drive oops then trying to recall all my web albums webshots , Picasa , photobucket and in my most active flickr account here also I could not found.

I am confused where all my pic's ??? and I was panic helpless for some time what happened ? Just thinking thinkingggggggggggggggggggg what could be d problem???

I am sure I do remember they should be in at least one among above. Yes I do remember they are in my yahoo photos. Now yahoo photos are moved in to flickr. I do remember some time backkkkkk I saw them on my flickr account, but now I could not able to figure all those.

Started investigating what could be problem by googleing no much information, then queried customer care by mailing in first mailing he did not explained then I explained him all scenarios starting from 2003 to till now.. then CCare replied as flickr's free account can view only most recent 200 pics's.

Oh by the by hands-off to flickr customer care all these things I get to know in few minutes appreciated their team for in time response.

So now what should I do???

If I remove these recent 200 pic's I can view previous ones that I get to know, To do that I need to delete all these recent pic's, I don't have a backup so first I need to took back up then delete, unfortunately flickr don't have any bulk download utilities inside of website you can down load one at a time its sucks. May be they don't want to waste their bandwidth for downloading images to your machine, so they don't provide any such utility.

Again took the help of google baba got some tools, how do I believe which tool working fine ??? Randomly chosen one FlickrDown the web page descriptions looks good so , and installed it. And able to down load first recent 200 pic's and deleted all these pic's woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow I could able to view my old pic's now I am so happy, I can view my old memories hope as come "I can recall my olden golden days"

So repeated above procedure take back-up, delete 200pics ….ho my god there are so many picks, I repeated almost 9 times means I have around 1800+ snaps in my flickr, it took me around 6 hours+ in this process learned some ipconfig related commands to flush my cache etc. FlickrDown was not that much matured tool it has some limitations at last thank god all of them downloaded and recaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalled my friends , visiting places , my rare collections etc.

But one sad thing, I have kept some reference from my flickr to my blogs all those references has gone now.

Now I need to say thanks to FlickrDown team who made easy my task, and obviously to flickr also keeping all my pics.

Moral: Don't believe in xyz website hosting sites all ways they will have *'s conditions applied better keep your very precious things in your external disk at your premises.

My Wonderful Dream

2008-06-30T16:57:00.001-07:00

My Wonderful Dream

I was doing some RD from evening itself, RD going on and on 7pm going on 8 ….9 going on 10pm some sensations from stomach (hungry) still going on going on I rarely got mood to do RD(reading) Ignored all just busy with reading, of-course doing some chat in-between, got tooo tired(2.30am) and I don't know when I slept. Oh I do remember before bed, I did some blogging.

After some time may be around 3.30 I was in deep sleep and started dreaming, all these thins I was know, able to experience it, as dream was very good J so I don't wana disturb my dream just continued with same pace …..

It was all about around 5 to 6 years of my life ….don't ask me in 1 or 2 hours all these 6 years??? It happened like movie. I will tell you all my imagination in a quick story.

I was a final year of IIMA student, I was all ways study study study even while eating also studies no other things if not study surfing net. Got a good placement and need to start job in a couple of days .College days completed started working…working …. Now a new person entered into my life all of sudden.

Any guess who can be how he entered??? he was one, joined our sharing apartment on one 5n day, from him may be I got influenced and started keeping distance to my RD and closer to people, enjoy etc…I guess u got what is etc…hmm you are right that only.

One fine day I got news that onsite opportunity and moved USA with new "hopes" new "courage" new "personality" new "ABI" (my dream role name) may be modern also. It was very good culture that no one works more than 8 hours, in starting I felt very bored still 16 more hours hooo my god.

Started enjoying long rides, visiting attractions and some times orkutting one fine day one more personality entered into life. This time what ever you are thinking its correct she was some thing spl. In initial she was diff may be I was so diff I don't know….she was funky etc etc…started orkutting then chatting we did not seen each other …just continued continued… after 1 year or so I went back to India. And we had meet each other, got arranged marriage then I welcomed her here into USA, she was interested in agriculture she was started with my inspiration doing RD here, and did Phd from top university, like this life went in fruitful, sweet, some times with her funky things hot/sourly manner.

We had enough money so decide to come back India and took very big farm house with very good landscape in a rural village, she was doing here research continuing on fields and I was established a education center for poor people …

Some thing happen I waked all of sudden gone all my dreams. But wonderful experience never ever felt, if I would have a professional narrator in myself then I could make U feel also, how I was felt.

Any ways let see will I be able to full fill this dream into true.

Ohhh after long time

2008-06-30T16:56:00.001-07:00

From past so many days thinking thinking thinking to blog my daily observations.

I was wondering nothing happening around me ??? It should not be the case ... because every day some new things happening around me.

Then why i am not blogging ??? just thinking thinking

After so much thinking i got to know what happened to me .....

Any guess ....Any clue ....

I ... I ... Became LAZY.

Toll Free Numbers In India

2008-02-25T11:56:00.001-08:00

Toll Free Numbers in India

Airlines
Indian Airlines - 1800 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1800 22 5522
SpiceJet - 1800 180 3333
Air India -- 1800 22 7722
KingFisher - 1800 180 0101

Banks
ABN AMRO - 1800 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1800 44 6000
Citibank - 1800 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1800 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1800 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1800 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1800 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1800 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1800 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1800 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1800 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1800 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1800 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1800 122 222
State Bank of India - 1800 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1800 44 6655

Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - 1800 22 6006
Maruti - 1800 111 515
Tata Motors - 1800 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1800 11 3636

Computers/IT
Adrenalin - 1800 444 445
AMD - 1800 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1800 444 683
Canon - 1800 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1800 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1800 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1800 424 1800
Dell - 1800 444 026
Epson - 1800 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1800 444 888
HCL - 1800 180 8080
IBM - 1800 443 333
Lexmark - 1800 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1800 33 4488
Microsoft - 1800 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1800 180 1104
Symantec - 1800 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1800 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1800 44 6446
Wipro - 1800 333 312
xerox - 1800 180 1225
Zenith - 1800 222 004

Railways
Indian Railway General Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Central Enquiry 131
Indian Railway Reservation 131
Indian Railway All Enquiry 139
Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry 1345,1335,1330
Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry 1330/1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9

Couriers/Packers & Movers
ABT Courier - 1800 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1800 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1800 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1800 21 4560
DHL - 1800 111 345
FedEx - 1800 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1800 11 3456
UPS - 1800 22 7171

Home Appliances
Aiwa/Sony - 1800 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1800 22 7979
Blue Star - 1800 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1800 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1800 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1800 444 222
DishTV - 1800 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1800 21 4595
Godrej - 1800 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1800 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1800 22 4422
Samsung - 1800 113 444
Sanyo - 1800 11 0101
Voltas - 1800 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1800 44 5432

Investments/ Finance
CAMS - 1800 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1800 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1800 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1800 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1800 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1800 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1800 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1800 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1800 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1800 22 0101

Travel
Club Mahindra Holidays - 1800 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1800 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1800 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1800 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1800 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1800 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1800 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1800 22 3344

Healthcare
Best on Health - 1800 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1800 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1800 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1800 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1800 22 5292
LifeCell - 1800 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1800 33 4420
Pfizer - 1800 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1800 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1800 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1800 44 8383
VLCC - 1800 33 1262

Insurance
AMP Sanmar - 1800 44 2200
Aviva - 1800 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1800 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1800 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1800 227 227
LIC - 1800 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1800 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1800 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1800 22 9090

Hotel Reservations
GRT Grand - 1800 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1800 111 000
Marriott - 1800 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1800 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1800 111 825

Teleshopping
Asian Sky Shop - 1800 22 1800
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1800 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1800 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1800 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1800 220 777

Others
Domino's Pizza - 1800 111 123

Cell Phones
BenQ - 1800 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1800 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1800 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

How mumbaiya children learn ABCD........

2007-07-18T21:36:00.001-07:00

How mumbaiya children learn ABCD........very funny

Bommarillu dialogues between Balu and his Guide...

2007-05-31T01:21:00.001-07:00

Time : 12.30 hours (IST)
Date : 2nd May 2007
Place: Control Lab, IIT Kanpur.

In his meeting with his thesis guide after a long time, Balu explodes ....

Antha meere cheesaru... Motham meere cheesaru....
Chalu Sir... vachinnapadinunchi meeru naacheta cheyinchindi chalu, nenu kolpoindi chalu, inka oddu please....

Sir asks what did you lost ???

Inka ardam kaaleda meeku. Ee IIT Kanpur ki ochhinappudu naa deggara emundo, velipoyetappudu emiledho ade Sir nenu kolipoindi- anandam.
Chinna chinna anandalanni kolipoyan Sir meevalla.

Meereppudu mee student cheta goppa project cheyinchali, IEEE paper publish cheyinchalani alochistharu. Kaani nakem vachoo, nenemi cheyyagalanoo meeru thelusukooru.

Then Sir tells that he thinks 1000 times before giving any work !!!

Avunu.... 1000 saarlu idi paper gaa publish avuntundaa alochisthaare tappa, oka saari ayina nenu adi chayyagalanaa ani alochinchhara.
cheyyagaligina danikanna ekkuva work ivvadamlo satisfaction meeku telusu, kaani ichina work avvakapothe andhulo unde baadha meeku thelidu- naaku thelusu.

Asalu naatho maatladithega theliseedi nenemi chestunnanoo. Edaina problem unte lab lo vunna migilina vaallani pilichi maatlaaduthaaru. Naatho maatladandi Sir. Na work choosi cheppandi Sir. Friendly ga undandi Sir.

Then Sir tells that he is the one who usually tells to be friendly

Chepputhaaru , kani undaru. Endukante antha meeku nachhinatte jaragalikada.

Cheyyalsina Topic meere select chesthaaru, meere super antaru, kani adi work out avutundoo ledoo kooda choodakundane meeru nanne convince chesesthaaru.
Naku ela untundo telusa- idi raadu... nenu cheyyalenu ani aravalani anipistundi.

OBJECT TRACKING cheyyamantaru. Nenu chestanu. Kaani cheselope FACE DETECTION ki marchestaru. Navvuthunnru Sir naa project choosi maa freinds.

Hey Balu...., Neural networks program cheyyamantaru. Nenedoo code raastaanu.
Meermoo KSOM cheyyi....RBFN try cheyyi.....Backpropagation cheyyi....
ani roju naa chutto tirugutoo arustoo vuntaru.

Nenelaa code rayaloo kooda meere decide chesesthe...nenu enduku Sir program raayadam....
Chivariki program elaa debug cheyyaaloo kooda meere cheppestunte... Complie kavatam ledu Sir.

Meeku teleedu. meeru cheppindi cheyyalekaa, naaku vachhindi cheppaleeka, narakam choosanu Sir... narakam.

Frustration, kopam, chiraaku. Evarimeedha choopinchaalo, ela choopinchaalo kooda theliyakapothe chivariki oka rooju Swagat meeda kooda arichesaanu. Daanitho Swagat naatho matladatham manesadu....... Asalu nenendhuku ala unnano Swagat ke ardam kakapothe inka meekela telustundi Sir.

Ippudu neenemi cheyali Sir. OBSTACLE AVOIDANCE cheyyali..anthe kadaa. Chestanu Sir. Kaani ippatidaaka nenu chesinaa OBJECT DETECTION....TARGET TRACKING ..NEARAL NETWORKS...evemi work out kaaledu Sir.
Kaani ippudu chestunna Singapore project kachitam gaa Reuslt ravali. kaani edo oka roju adi kooda raadu ani telisipotundi kadaa. Appudu naa thesis spoil ayyindi ani meere badhapadataru.

Inthavaraku meeroka guide gaa gelichaanu anukuntunaaru kadaa ???. Kaani mimmalni gelipinchadaaniki rendu yellaga neenu odipothoone unnanu.

ilaage oddipothu unthe, July ending lo entra naa thesis ani chooste andulo emi vundadu.
Innallu nenu project cheyyatledu sir, chestunnattu act chesanu, ika mundu kooda alage untanu.

Kaani naado request sir... nenu cheyyaleni work ichhesi nenedo cheseyyalani maathram korukovoddu sir, please....

FRIEND - Really touching

2007-05-30T05:48:00.000-07:00

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,

Just let me know,

Because, I want to be there for you,

BECAUSE!!!!

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My friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Paper

Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

Always Keep Smiling!

Earn Money by reading SMS

2007-05-24T21:21:00.001-07:00

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You will like it...

Poetic Resignation

2007-04-26T20:47:00.001-07:00

Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards
Employee

Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Working here is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from dept. humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards
Manager

Never Marry

2006-10-31T00:02:00.000-08:00

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Love songs!!!!!!!!

2006-10-17T20:51:00.000-07:00

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

SOMEWHERE SOMEONE

2006-10-11T07:34:00.000-07:00

Ooooo

Some people             (    )
come into our lives     )   /
and quickly go.         (_ /

             ooooO
              (    )       Some people
               \ (        become friends
                \_)       and stay awhile...

          leaving beautiful         Ooooo
          footprints on our           (    )
             hearts...                      ) /
                                             (_/
                         ooooO
                           (     )      and we are
                            \   (       never
                             \_ )     quite the same
                                       because we have
                                       made a good
                                       friend!!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

               Right Now -
-somebody is very proud of you.
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

"God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. "

FunnY Things Not to "DO"

2006-10-09T01:21:00.000-07:00

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

--
Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

Text Talk

2006-09-04T21:58:00.000-07:00



Text Talk
O:-) Angelic	:~/ Mixed Up	>:-( Angry	**** Popcorn
@>-`-,-- Rose	(::()::) Band-Aid	:-c Pissed Off	:-@ Scream
\-o Bored	:o Shocked	:) Smile	:() Chatter Box
:-o Surprise	:*) Drunk	^ Thumbs Up	:�( Crying
:-& Tongue Tied	:�-) Crying with joy	:-\ Don�t know	:-9 Yummy
;) Wink	;-> Sleazy Wink	\|-o Yawning	:-p Stick out tongue
:-D Laugh!	:-6 Tired	:-s Confused	:( Frown
:-\| Hmmmm	\~/ Full Glass	:@ Ouch!	\_/ Empty Glass
*<:o) Clown	^5 High Five	:-x Kiss	((((name)))) Hug
\|-) Hee Hee	(( )):** Hugs & Kisses	:@) Pig	:-i Don�t Care
:-# Lips are sealed

SMS Shortcuts

2006-09-04T21:56:00.000-07:00

sms shortcuts

4YEO	for your eyes only	IOU1	i owe you 1
2D	to delete	IOW	in other words
2G4Y	too good for you	IRL	in real life
4E	forever	IWALU	I will always love you
AAK	asleep at keyboard	J4F	just for fun
AFAIK	as far as I know	J4I	just for information
AFK	away from keyboard	JAD	just another day
ASAP	as soon as possible	JAM	just a minute
AT	always tomorrow	JAS	just a second
ATW	at the weekend	JK	just kidding
AWHFY	Are we having fun yet?	JMO	just my opinion
AYOR	at your own risc	J2LYK	just to let you know
bg	big grin	KC	keep cool
BBB	bye bye baby	KIT	keep in touch
BB4E	bye bye forever	KMS	killing me softly
BBFN	bye bye for now	KOTC	kiss on the cheek
BBL	be back later	KOTL	kiss on the lips
BBN	bye bye now	L8R	later
BBS	be back soon	LG	lovely greetings
BCDHM	be careful, don't hurt me	LHM	Lord help me
BF	boy-friend	LHU	Lord help us
BH	blockhead	LL&P	Live long and in prosper!
BION	believe it or not	LMHO	laughing my head off
BMHWB	be my hot-water bottle	LOL	lots of laughing/lots of love
BNSCD	but now something completely different	LSHMBIB	laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
BRB	be right back	LSHMBH	laughing so hard my belly hurts
BTW	by the way	LTM	laughing to myself
BWL	bursting with laughter	LTNS	long time no see
C&G	chuckle and grin	LUTA	let us talking again
CB	Ciao Bella/bello	LYWAMH	love you wih all my heart
CIBM	Could it be magic?	LY	love you
CID	crying in disgrace	MC	Merry Christmas
CM	call me	MCAAHNY	Merry Christmas and a happy new year
CMM	change(d) my mind	MCIBTY	my computer is better than yours
CONP	continued on next page	MG	many greetings
COFR	cry out for revenge	MM	mail me
CP	chat post	MTF	more to follow
CPF	Can pigs fly?	MU	miss you
CSG	chuckle, snicker, grin	N4E	never forever
CU	see you	NA	no access
CUIAL	see you in another live	NALOPKT	not a lot of people know that
CUL	see you later	NC	no comment
CUT	see you tomorrow	NES	never ending story
DAE	dreams are empty	NN	nothing new
DAK	dead at keyboard	NP	no problem
DK	don't know	NRN	no reply necessary
DLTBBB	don't let the bed bugs bite	NSN	never say never
DLMBM	don't let me be misunderstood	NT	no trust
DLYVM	don't like you very much	NU	need you
DOM	dirty old man	NWO	no way out
DPWM	don't play with me	O4U	only for you
DTRT	do the right thing	OIC	oh, I see
DUR	Do you remember?	OL	Ol' Lady (wife)
DYSWIS	do you see what I see	OM	Ol' Man (husband)
DWBH	don't worry be happy	OOSOOM	out of sight, out of mind
DWIM	do what I mean	OTOH	on the other hand
E2EG	ear to ear grin	OTTOMH	off the top of my head
EMSG	E-mail MeSsaGe	PC	private chat

Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

Toll Free Number's

2006-09-04T21:27:00.000-07:00

Airways
Indian Airlines - 1600 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1600 22 5522
SpiceJet - 1600 180 3333

Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - 1600 22 6006
Maruti - 1600 111 515
Tata Motors - 1600 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1600 11 3636

Banks

ABN AMRO - 1600 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1600 44 6000
Citibank - 1600 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1600 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1600 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1600 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1600 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1600 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1600 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1600 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1600 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1600 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1600 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1600 122 222
State Bank of India - 1600 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1600 44 6655

Cell Phones

BenQ - 1600 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1600 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1600 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

Computers/IT

Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104
Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004

Couriers/Packers & Movers

ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 11 3456
UPS - 1600 22 7171

Education

Edu Plus - 1600 444 000
Hindustan College - 1600 33 4438
NCERT - 1600 11 1265
Vellore Institute of Technology - 1600 441 555

Healthcare

Best on Health - 1600 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1600 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1600 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1600 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1600 22 5292
LifeCell - 1600 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1600 33 4420
Pfizer - 1600 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1600 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1600 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1600 44 8383
VLCC - 1600 33 1262

Home Appliances

Aiwa/Sony - 1600 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1600 22 7979
Blue Star - 1600 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1600 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1600 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1600 444 222
DishTV - 1600 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1600 21 4595
Godrej - 1600 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1600 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1600 22 4422
Samsung - 1600 113 444
Sanyo - 1600 11 0101
Voltas - 1600 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1600 44 5432

Hotel Reservations

GRT Grand - 1600 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1600 111 000
Marriott - 1600 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1600 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1600 111 825

Insurance

AMP Sanmar - 1600 44 2200
Aviva - 1600 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1600 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1600 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1600 227 227
LIC - 1600 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1600 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1600 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1600 22 9090

Mattresses

Kurl-on - 1600 44 0404
Sleepwell - 1600 11 2266

Investments/ Finance

CAMS - 1600 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1600 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1600 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1600 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1600 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1600 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1600 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1600 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1600 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1600 22 0101

Paints

Asian Paints Home Solutions - 1600 22 5678
Berger Paints Home Decor - 1600 33 8800

Teleshopping

Asian Sky Shop - 1600 22 1600
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1600 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1600 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1600 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1600 220 777

Travel

Club Mahindra Holidays - 1600 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1600 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1600 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1600 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1600 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1600 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1600 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1600 22 3344

UPS

APC - 1600 44 4272
Numeric - 1600 44 3266

Others

Consumer Helpline - 1600 11 4000
L'Or?al, GARNIeR - 1600 223 000
KONE Elevator - 1600 444 666
Indane - 1600 44 51 15
Aavin - 1600 44 3300
Pedigree - 1600 11 2121
Kodak India - 1600 22 8877
Domino's Pizza - 1600 111 123
World Vision India - 1600 444 550
Telecom Monitoring Cell - 1600 110 420

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

If Iraq Had Won the WAR on US

2006-05-08T02:38:00.000-07:00

Ramoji Film City Pics

2006-05-07T10:16:00.000-07:00

Ramoji Film City Pics

--
Thanks and regards,

Srinivas.Malyala

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

with drinking straws

2006-04-12T06:18:00.000-07:00

With Straws can u do something ? my self with straws .....i can through it in dustbin ,

but today i realized With STRAWS we can do some thing

i will show u some works then try to do some without throwing them in dustbin.

--
Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

Happy Ugadi

2006-03-28T23:50:00.000-08:00

Technical Support & The Reply

2006-03-28T19:29:00.000-08:00

Technical Support & The Reply
(Don't miss the Reply :-)

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

I am desperate for some help.

I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the

new program began giving unexpected errors and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0

installs itself into all other programs and launches during system

initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3

no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar 6.3 always fails

but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to

keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any

of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to

Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program.

With regards,
Joe.

The Reply

Dear Microsoft Technical Support,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic

misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0

to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &

ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert

back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and

it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files

from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but

have ended up with even more problems.

(See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed

and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or

problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must

run the C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the

*Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number

of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to

normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be

very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional

software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under

any circumstances install Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version)

as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system

will almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!! PS: In no case try to install the

free software (Mother-in-Law 1.0) that comes with WIFE 1.0

operating system. Installing the software would lead to Not

Responding messages from Wife1.0 operating system.

With regards,
MS Technical Department

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

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2006-02-24T21:51:00.000-08:00

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2006-02-24T21:47:00.000-08:00

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2006-02-24T06:43:00.000-08:00

The Burning Boat ::very intresting

2006-02-20T02:33:00.000-08:00

The Burning Boat

"...A long time ago there was a great General who was faced with a situation which made it necessary for him to make a drastic decision to insure his success on the battlefield. He was about to send his army on shore to face a powerful enemy, whose men outnumbered his. He loaded his soldiers into boats, and sailed to face the enemies on shore. When they reached the shore, he ordered them to unload the soldiers and cargoes. He then ordered for all the ships and boats to be burned. Addressing his men before the battle, he said, "You see the ships and boats going up in smoke. That means that we cannot leave these shores alive unless we win!

We now, have no choice - either we win, or we perish." They WON!

SUCCESS PRINCIPLES

Just like the General, we have to burn all our bridges if we want to achieve success. There can be no room for retreat and we must have an attitude of, "Whatever it takes", taking into consideration that we can have anything we desire provided we do not violate Universal Laws and the rights of our fellow human beings. Do not dwell on the past. Move forward with confidence and we will surely see success, unexpected in common hours..."

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Engineering Definitions

2005-12-27T21:49:00.000-08:00

1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Perso! n paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).

2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).

3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shal! t give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge AllC lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at Notice Board'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !

Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'Wha! t is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus' ( Becoz an engineering student is never aware of the full syllabus)
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'

5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

Just 3 Words !

2005-12-27T21:37:00.000-08:00

Just 3 Words

There are many things that you can do to strengthen your relationships.
Often the most effective thing you can do involves saying just three words.
When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new
friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healing to relationships that
have soured.
The following three-word phrases can be tools to help develop every relationship.

1. Let me help
Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they
do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out.

2. I understand you.
People become closer and enjoy each other more when the other person accepts
and understands them. Letting your spouse know - in so many little ways - that
you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.
And this can apply to any relationship.

3. I respect you
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect demonstrates that another
person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were
adults you will strengthen the bonds and become closer friends. This
applies to all interpersonal relationships.

4. I miss you.
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply
and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation
tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how
important you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from
your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

5. Maybe you're right.
This phrase is very effective in diffusing an argument. The implication
when you say "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting, "maybe I'm
wrong". Let's face it. When you have an argument with someone, all you
normally do is solidify the other person's point of view. They, or you,
will not likely change their position and you run the risk of seriously
damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can
open the door to explore the subject more. You may then have the
opportunity to express your view in a way that is understandable to the
other person.

6. Please forgive me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would
admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to
faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that
he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is
wiser today than he was yesterday.

7. I thank you.
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the
companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily
courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for
their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose
circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude
of gratitude.

8. Count on me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential
ingredient for true friendship. It is the emotional glue that bonds
people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and
true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you
can count on me."

9. I'll be there
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a
sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from
home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there."
Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When
we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and
us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally
and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.

10. Go for it
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to
your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how far
out they seem to you. God has given everyone dreams, dreams that are
unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow
their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."

B o n u s : 11. I love you
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone
that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs.
The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse,
your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little
words: "I love you." Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.

--
Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Software songs

2005-12-21T21:14:00.000-08:00

MONEY:
==========================
Bhadram be careful brotheru
Foreign poke programmeru,
H1 maate vaddu guru,
Indian bathuke so betteru,
Foreign trippu kottesaamani, aanandinche soggaallu,
Aa trippe thama life ku death ani alochinchaka chedathaaru,
Flight ekke muhurthame.. manodi sukhaala muginpu chapteru.
Job kani.. Flight enduku raa?? hydraabaad chaalu..
Etu choosnaa,, okataa rendaa, software companylu.
Biharlundhaa?? Assam lundhaa?? ee software jaalam,,
Rest of India ki lene lede ee pichaachaaram,
Enduku neekee grahachaaram...
Bhadram be careful brotheru
food kani, day and night chaakiri chesthaavu,
Thechinadhi, income taxu chethilo posthaavu.
H1 lantu, Green card antu pichodivavthaavu.
Gaadini daatani gaanuga eddai brathukem chestaavu..
BONDED BAANISAVAVUTHAAVU.

AakaliRaajyam:
=================
Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother
Boston nagaramlo pizza, burger needi naade brother
svatantra desamlo pizza kooda pesarattu laandtide brother

mana talli microsoft mana anna peolesoft
mana bhoomi silicon valley ra tammudu
mana keerti software raa
degree lu tecchukuni h1b cheta pucchukoni
Boston ki cherinaamu Dollars Dollars antunnaamu
desaanni paalinche bhaavi PR (Permanent Resident) lamu
brother
Sambaru
ee punya bhoomilo job raavadam mana tappaa
aavesam aapukoleni bill gates de tappaa
denny's lo tinesi cinema ki chekkey brother
Sambaru Sankaruni bhukthulamu, software
baanisalamu Sears lo Sale
manadiraa tammudu Society okate baruvuraa ..
panicheyya VISA ledu VISA
vaste Project ledu annamo ramachandra ante McD's e
dikku manaki devudide
bhaaramanai SAP nerchukoraa brother.
Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Net tools and Image Tools

2005-12-21T02:23:00.000-08:00

Net Tools

Check Images
Check Links
Host Info
Image Grabber
Server Speed
Web Page Size
Web Page Text
Who Is
XSL Process

Image Tools

Floyd-Steinberg
Grayscale
Image Ascii
Image ColorAscii
Image Scaler
JPEG Quality
Mosaic
Spatial Filter
Thresholding Password Generator

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Jai Chiranjeeva

2005-12-20T23:16:00.000-08:00

05.05 IST Update from Kadapa The last 20 mins of the movie wa shot in US after Bhoomika and Chiranjeevi land in US. The comedy track of Brahmanandam and Chiranjeevi had evoked maximum response in the movie so far. Tillana is the last song and the best song of the movie. Movie ends with Chiranjeevi taking revenge on Arbaaz khan. Overall the movie generated a good positive talk and we need to wait to see on how general audience receives the movie.

04.40 IST Update from Kadapa After Interval the movie starts with Chiranjeevi getting into further investigate about the man behind the crime. He traps and find out that Jaya prakash reddy is the one who will be helping Arbaaz Khan. Mean while Bhoomika lands in India and bhoomika's father will be killed by Arbaaz khan. Bhoomika will join hands with Chiranjeevi to trap and take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. Fourth song is Ko Ko Kodi song which is picturised on Sameera and Chiranjeevi. Bhoomika agrees to marry Chiranjeevi so that he can come abroad to take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. The Kidnap episode of Sunil had evoked laughter from the audience. Fifth song is Thums up Thunder which was canned on Bhoomika and Chiranjeevi. It had some graceful steps from Boss

04.25 IST Update from Tirupati Show had just started at Tirupati

03.55 IST Update from Kadapa Interval Report from Kadapa: Movie continues with the flash back episode after Hey Jana song where it will be revealed that the small girl who was killed was incidentally daughter of Chiranjeevi's sister. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad in search of goons to take revenge. Third song is Maha Muddochestunnave on Sameera and Chiru. Interval block ends with a fight with goons.

03.10 IST Update from Kadapa First 45 mins report from Kadapa: Movie starts with Arbaaz Khan being shown as a person who supplies guns to terrorists. He comes to India to do business with Jaya Prakash Reddy. He tests a newly made gun by shooting a small girl. On the other hand, Chiranjeevi introduction is in a train where few people will try to rag a girl. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad for some reason which is underplayed and not shown so far.

First song is Jai Jai Ganesha and steps are good. Chiranjeevi will get into an apartment whose owners daughter is sameera reddy. There were few teasing scenes between this pair. Sameera calls Chiru to a pub to make fun of him and the next song, Hey jana comes. Hey Jana songs picturisation is excellent as per the reports.

Punch : Chiranjeevi walking stylishly by changing his dress to enter the pub as in this photo:
http://www.jaichiranjeeva.com/modules/xoopsgallery/view_photo.php?xoops_imageid=426&set_albumName=album06&id=abw

02.30 IST Update from Kadapa

10 Minutes before Show started in Kadapa.

02.05 IST update from Kadapa
Prints just reached Kadapa. Currently Pooja is on process. Show strikes in 5 min.

02.00 IST
Prints flew from Hyderabad to Chennai. They will be reaching Tirupati soon. It may take 2-3 hrs for show to start.

01.55 IST update from Tirupati
The show will start by 3.00 am

01.50 IST update from Kadapa Prints are about to reach Kadapa. The show is gonna start in 30 min.

Sandya 35MM Premier Show Ticket

10.15 PM( IST)
Photo from Thirupathi
Boxes not yet arrived at Thirupathi. show will be started as soon as they arrive.

09:25 PM ( IST) - Update from Thirupathi
www.jaichiranjeeva.com Poorna Chandra Rao took some photographs with the help of Local fans Bobby & others .. We will be presenting those pics to you very soon .. stay tuned ..

08:40 PM ( IST) - Update from Vizag
Urvasi is added to Vizag theatres list today morning because of the un precedented response from the crowd. To avoid black marketers, Collecter ordered all theatres to sell all the tickets through e-seva counters. This is creating lot of problems to fans also as they were also unable to get tickets. Melody is the main theatre of the Vizag. Stay tuned for updates..

08:00 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
As per the latest report, Prints had started to Kadapa and other parts of Ceded at 6:30 PM in Hyderabad. Shows at Kadapa will start at 12:30 in the night. Ravi theatre tickets were sold out at 170rs flat and booking is now open for Sudha and Pratap. Ticket price is 100rs flat at Sudha and Pratap. Movie will be screened in 4 theatres tonight at Kadapa. Stay tuned for more updates...

06:05 PM ( IST) - Update from Anantapur
In Anantapur, movie is getting released in Santi, Sudha and Triveni. Santi is the main theatre. Ticket prices are flat at 150rs for tomorrow and it will continue at 50rs later as per the latest hiked prices. Movie will be screened as soon as the print reaches at Anantapur.

Update from Kadapa - As per the latest news, there is no information on whether print started at Hyderabad or not!!! We will update you once we get further information. As of now, as per fans, chances of movie getting screened earlier that 12:00 are very less.

05:35 PM ( IST) - Update from Kurnool
Movie will be screened in Kurnool at Venkatesa and Bharat Complex. As per the latest news, the movie will start any time once the print arrives Kurnool. The ticket rates are 50,35 for first and second classes as per the hiked ones. 42 Lakhs had been paid as MG for Kurnool and Adoni together. Jai Chiranjeeva is getting released at Satyam complex in Adoni.

03:20 PM ( IST) - Update from Hyderabad
Special Premium show will be held at Prasads at 10:30 PM tonight. Tirupati show will start during Midnight at 12:00 as per the latest reports. Stay tuned for updates from other areas. Thanks to Arun & Ravi for arranging Tickets to www.jaichiranjeeva.com Team in Thirupathi.

01:10 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
Show at Kadapa is expected to start at 11:00 PM in the night. Movie will be screened at Ravi complex and Ramesh tonight. The ticket is flat at Rs170, the highest so far in Kadapa. The ticket price at Kadapa for tomorrow will be Rs 70. 50 Lakhs of MG had been paid for Kadapa and Proddatur.

10.50 AM (IST) - Update from Tirupati
Poorna Chandra Rao Reached Thirupati to give us Updates from there. The First Show Expected to Start @ 9 PM.

10.00 AM (IST)
Stay tuned for Live Updates from Thirupathi, Kadapa, Eluru & Thadepalligudem ..

From mail box to SMS to BSNL india

2005-12-20T01:25:00.000-08:00

The Unified Messaging Service from BSNL allows to send SMS messages to all BSNL cell phones in India. You can send SMS emails to BSNL phones as mobilenumber@bsnlumN.com
The email domain is different for each region - bsnlumn.com (North), bsnlums.com (South), bsnlume.com (East) and bsnlumw.com (West).

From mail box to SMS

2005-12-20T01:07:00.000-08:00

U can send me sms from u r mail box by mailing address to 919845288495@airtelkk.com
And also Send FREE SMS to mobile phones in India via Email without any cost and is unlimited! Just send an email from your email account to the Mobile Email of your friend and it will SMSed to your friend mobile phone. It will be delivered in minutes, depending on the email transmission. If the cell is switched off, then the message will be delivered as soon as it comes to the network.

Use the table to below find out mobile email of our friend.

State / City - India	Cellular Operator	Mobile Number Series	Mobile Email SMS
Andhra Pradesh	AirTel	9849	919849xxxxxx@airtelap.com
Andhra Pradesh	Idea Cellular	9848	9848xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
Chennai	Skycell / Airtel	9840	919840xxxxxx@airtelchennai.com
Chennai	RPG Cellular	9841	9841xxxxxx@rpgmail.net
Delhi	Airtel	9810	919810xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Delhi	Hutch	9811	9811xxxxxx@delhi.hutch.co.in
Gujarat	Idea Cellular	9824	9824xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
Gujarat	Airtel	9898	919898xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Gujarat	Celforce / Fascel	9825	9825xxxxxx@celforce.com
Goa	Airtel	9890	919890xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Goa	BPL Mobile	9823	9823xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Goa	Idea Cellular	9822	9822xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
Haryana	Airtel	9896	919896xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Haryana	Escotel	9812	9812xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com
Himachal Pradesh	Airtel	9816	919816xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Karnataka	Airtel	9845	919845xxxxxx@airtelkk.com
Kerala	Airtel	9895	9895xxxxxx@airtelkerala.com
Kerala	Escotel	9847	9847xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com
Kerala	BPL Mobile	9846	9846xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Kolkata	Airtel	9831	919831xxxxxx@airtelkol.com or Net 2 Cell
Madhya Pradesh	Airtel	9893	919893xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Maharashtra	Airtel	9890	919890xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Maharashtra	BPL Mobile	9823	9823xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Maharashtra	Idea Cellular	9822	9822xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
Mumbai	Airtel	9892	919892xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Mumbai	BPL Mobile	9821	9821xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Punjab	Airtel	9815	919815xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Pondicherry	BPL Mobile	9843	9843xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Tamil Nadu	Airtel	9894	919894xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Tamil Nadu	BPL Mobile	9843	919843xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Tamil Nadu	Aircel	9842	9842xxxxxx@airsms.com
Uttar Pradesh (West)	Escotel	9837	9837xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

All Indian Daily News Paper Links

2005-12-18T22:01:00.000-08:00

All India Daily News Papers List

Hindu Daily News
The Indian Express
Times of India
The Economic Times
Financial Express
The Week - Daily Update
Aaj Tak - Daily news from the TV news program
India Abroad
Deepika Global - "the latest news for global Indians"
Web India
Another The Hindu
Indiaworld India Daily
Business Line (from Hindu)
Asian Age
Discover India
Samachar.com - Create your own newspaper
Rediff India
Observer India
Bharat News - Create your own newspaper

Glamsham.com

All India Daily News Papers List
- Hindu Daily News
  The Indian Express
  Times of India
  The Economic Times
  The Week - Daily Update
  Aaj Tak - Daily news from the TV news program
  India Abroad
  Deepika Global - "the latest news for global Indians"
  Web India
  Another The Hindu
  Indiaworld India Daily
  Business Line (from Hindu)
  Asian Age
  Discover India India Pulse
  Samachar.com - Create your own newspaper
  Rediff India
  Observer India
  Bharat News - Create your own newspaper
Weeklies & Monthlies
The Week : Weekly (Updated Saturdays)
- India Today Group Homepage
  - India Today : Weekly (paid SUBSCRIPTION needed!)
  - Business Today : Fortnightly (paid SUBSCRIPTION needed)
- Femina: Fortnightly
- Panchjanya Weekly - HINDI (needs fonts)
- Organiser
- Blitz
- Outlook Online
- Asha Kiran
Film Related
- Filmfare: Updated Monthly
- Screen : Updated Fridays?
- Bollywood Online (updated rarely?)
- G Magazine
- New Movies and Music Review
- RedifIndia : Movies Page Rediff India : Lifestyles
- Film Strip - Weekly (rarely updated?)
- India Talkies
- Indian Express Bollywood Scoop
- IndoLink Bolly Bits
- Tamil Movie Cafe
- Indian Television
- Glamsham.com
State wise
- Andhra Pradesh
Andhra Bhoomi

Andhra Prabha - http://www.andhraprabha.com/

Andhra Jyothy - http://www.andhrajyothy.com

Andhra Bhoomi - http://www.andhrabhoomi.com/

Eenadu - http://www.eenadu.net

Vaartha - http://www.vaartha.com

Deccan Chronicle - Hyderabad

Web Prapamcham - http://www.webprapancham.com/

Nigha Reporter - http://www.nighareporter.com

Omnamovenkatesaya ( Jarugutunna annyayalapai nigha samacharam)

http://www.omnamovenkatesaya.com

Nalla.com (Daily serial, Panchaangam, Vyaasa Bhaaratam.... ) -http://www.nalla.com
Nalla.com vaari e-patrika
- STP-Hyderabad Daily News - No longer has news - only links
- Collection of AP News Links
- A.P.Times
Computer Mags
- PC Quest : Monthly
- Cyber India Online : Updated every few days (maybe a week)
- DataQuest: Fortnightly
- Voice & Data
- Computers Today PC World
- Express Computer
- Silicon India
- A list of NON-INDIAN Computer Mags
Other Magazines & Links
- The Onion : Updated every Wednesday
- India Today Plus : Updated once in 3 months
- A much bigger list of magazines
- Teens Today
- Des Pardes
- MTV (- South Asia?)
- Vedic Astrology Mag
- India Together
- Qwerty
- Another list of papers & mags - 1
- Another list of papers & mags - 2
- A collection of WORLDWIDE newspapers
- INTERNATIONAL Papers & Magazines (includes CRICKET)
- Pugmarks.com
- LiveStylz.com - weekly mag
News on AUDIO
- All India Radio News
- Voice of America News in Hindi
- Collection of Links to RealAudio Songs
- Bharat Samachar
- India World
- Madhya Pradesh Chronicle
- Links to AP Newspapers (AndhraWorld)
- Andhra Jyothi - in Telugu
- Wow Hyderabad
- AndhraWeb
- Andhra Today
- Zee Premiere Connect to Entertainment
- India Movies
- Showtime
- Sailaja's Bollywood Masala
- Movie Magazine
- Stardust : Updated monthly
- Economic and policital weekly
- Frontline Headlines - Fortnightly
- India Currents Magazine
- Navrang Radio
- Arcade : A fashion mag
- Aaj - Bimonthly ?
- Tinsel Town: Infrequently updated
- JAM - Youth Magazine
- India Bollywood
The Week : Weekly (Updated Saturdays)
India Today Group Homepage
- India Today : Weekly (paid SUBSCRIPTION needed!)
- Business Today : Fortnightly (paid SUBSCRIPTION needed)
Femina: Fortnightly
Panchjanya Weekly - HINDI (needs fonts)
Organiser
Outlook Online
Asha Kiran

Film Related

State wise

Andhra Pradesh

Andhra Bhoomi

Andhra Prabha - http://www.andhraprabha.com/

Andhra Jyothy - http://www.andhrajyothy.com

Andhra Bhoomi - http://www.andhrabhoomi.com/

Eenadu - http://www.eenadu.net

Vaartha - http://www.vaartha.com

Deccan Chronicle - Hyderabad

Web Prapamcham - http://www.webprapancham.com/

Nigha Reporter - http://www.nighareporter.com

Omnamovenkatesaya ( Jarugutunna annyayalapai nigha samacharam)

http://www.omnamovenkatesaya.com

Nalla.com (Daily serial, Panchaangam, Vyaasa Bhaaratam.... ) - http://www.nalla.com
Nalla.com vaari e-patrika

i

Delhi
- Hindustan Times - New Delhi
- Pioneer
Gujarat
- Asmita - in Gujarati
- Sambhaav - in Gujarati (needs fonts)
- Gujarat Samachar - in Gujarati
- Akila Daily - in Gujarati
- Sandesh - in Gujarati (needs fonts)
Goa
- Navhind Times
- Gomantak Times
Karnataka
- Deccan Herald - Bangalore
- Sanje Vani - in Kannada
Kerala
- NewKerala - Kerala Presence on the Web
- Kerala Next
- Kerala Express Online - in Malayalam
- Kerala Links (Good collection)
- Kerala Travel Site
Madhya Pradesh
Maharashtra
- Bombay Mid-day
- Lokmat Times - Marathi and English
- Afternoon Despatch & Courier - from Bombay
- Tarun Bharat - in Marathi
- Sakaal Newspaper - in Marathi without requiring fonts
Tamil Nadu
- Anantha Vikatan - Needs Fonts: Updated Mondays
- Dinakaran - Tamil daily ( Cine)
- Tamil Cinema News - needs non-Unix fonts
- Indolink Tamil Cinema
- Thozhilulagam - Tamil Magazine scanned page by page (Updated Infrequently)
- Kalki Weekly (needs fonts)
- Ambalam - The Tamil Portal Site (needs fonts)
- Dinamalar (needs fonts)
- Thinnai (needs fonts, but no downloads)
- Health Time (needs fonts, infrequently updated)
- Vanavil.com - a portal for World Tamils
- Kumudam - in Tamil : Slowly being reconstructed
West Bengal
- The Telegraph - A daily from Calcutta
- Calcutta Online
- The Statesman - Daily

Computer Mags

PC Quest : Monthly
Cyber India Online : Updated every few days (maybe a week)
DataQuest: Fortnightly
Voice & Data
Computers Today
Express Computer
Silicon India
A list of NON-INDIAN Computer Mags

News on AUDIO

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Good words

2005-03-14T09:12:00.000-08:00

patterns, safe but unrewarding work, or values no longer believed in. Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what many people fear most. It should be the opposite - Anon.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world - indeed it's the only thing that ever has - Margaret Mead.

The only thing I can be proud of, the greatest merit of my life, is that I was able to fundamentally alter my views - General Dimitri Volkogonov.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there - Will Rogers

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there - Anon.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain.

The human understanding, once it has adopted opinions, either because they were already accepted and believed, or because it likes them, draws everything else to support and agree with them. And though it may meet a greater number and weight of contrary instances, it will, with great and harmful prejudice, ignore or condemn or exclude them by introducing some distinction, in order that the authority of those earlier assumptions may remain intact and unharmed - Sir Francis Bacon.

Cognitive dissonance is the inner conflict we experience when we do something that is counter to our prior values, beliefs and feelings. To reduce our tension, we either change our beliefs or explain away our actions -The complete idiot's guide to Psychology.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more - Oscar Wilde.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all. -Dale Carnegie

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is - Anon.

Every child is an artist. The challenge is to remain an artist once he grows up - Pablo Picasso.
Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). It's not hard to outsmart yourself.
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -Oliver Wendell Holme.

Worry enough to anticipate trouble. But not so much as to bring it about.
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -William Jennings Bryan

We stubbornly fight to preserve our core beliefs, consciously and unconsciously, fair and foul, any way we can. We may ignore anomalous data or flat-out reject or exclude them from consideration. We may decide to hold them in abeyance, intending to deal with them "later." We may reinterpret and refashion them so that they no longer contradict our beliefs. We may use what knowledge we have of arguments that oppose the threat to construct a barrier to arguments that threaten our beliefs. If none of these mental tricks works and contradiction begins to penetrate our defenses, we may consent to shave just the periphery of a belief, thereby allowing its core to survive. In the unlikely instance in which we find ourselves forced to alter a core, we may depend upon its resilience and ability slowly to resume its original shape. In short, beliefs survive unless we are strongly motivated to examine contradictory data with as unbiased a mind as we can muster and are both able and willing to think deeply about it. - Steven M. Wise, Rattling the Cage: Toward Legal Rights for Animals

Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told--and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their 'beliefs.' The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is just a self-congratulatory delusion. - Michael Crichton in The Lost World

If a man, holding a belief which he was taught in childhood or persuaded of afterwards, keeps down and pushes away any doubts which arise about it in his mind, purposely avoids the reading of books and the company of men that call into question or discuss it, and regards as impious those questions which cannot easily be asked without disturbing it--the life of that man is one long sin against mankind. - W. K. Clifford

What we recall is not what we actually experienced, but rather a reconstruction of what we experienced that is consistent with our current goals and our knowledge of the world. - Memory, Brain, and Belief When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 ye

All about Google

2005-03-14T07:51:00.000-08:00

There's no doubt that Google has captured the hearts and
minds of surfers and webmasters alike in recent years. Google tools have
also become a common sight, thanks to the Google Web APIs service.

Using tools such as Google Web API (Application
Program Interface), software developers can query the billions of pages in
Google's databases from their own programs, which has led to some amazing
web applications being developed and released to the public.

Here's a selection that I'll be updating from time to
time of the more
webmaster-oriented tools that can assist with search engine optimization:

Google
Suggest displays related queries *before* you hit the search
button via a dropdown menu below the search box - and will also display the
number of results before you search.

Google
Dancer is unlike most dance (Google update) monitoring applications in
that it runs from your desktop instead of as a remotely hosted application.
The lite version (free) automatically locates data
centers if they move. It also features an automatic self-updating system.

Rank Pulse is an
online tool that provides a look at the daily fluctuations of Google results
based on the movements of rankings of sites in relation to keywords that the
company monitors.

Google
Alert can keep track of what the web is saying about a particular
person, company or web site.

Similar
page checker. This free tool allows you to check the similarity between
two pages.

Google
Dance tool. The Google "Dance" (update) can be identified when
the backlink counts of major sites are different on several specific Google
data centers. This tool updates every 60 minutes and you can also check your
own backlinks on the data centers.

Google
Fight. Wondering which keywords for a particular subject are most
popular? Google Fight allows you to enter 2 keywords or phrases and compare
the results.

Goofresh
is a tool to search for sites added in the last 24 hours, 48 hours, 7 days
or last 30 days.

Google
Tool. Search for results on one or more of Google's 15 data centers.

Google
history. Find out in what year an event occurred (post 1800)

Google
Pos. Discover the ranking for a particular site for a keyword or
keyphrase.

GoogleRankings.
Another tool for checking position based on keywords.

The
PageRank Calculator is designed to mimic the workings of the PageRank
algorithm to calculate an estimated score.

Google
- Yahoo Comparison. Allows for a side by side search of both Google and
Yahoo.

Touchgraph
Google Browser - visually displays the linkages between sites; quite an
amazing application.

Google
Ultimate Interface - Google's tools and options displayed on a single
page.

Proximity
search - Allows you to search for two words within one, two or three
words of each other.

Pagerank
calculator. The results produced by this calculator are related to raw
PageRank and are not equivalent to the values shown in the toolbar

Back
Link Tracking. Free utility for checking search engines for the number
of back links to any specific URL over time

Google
Tools. Enter your URL and the total pages crawled, listed and backlinks
to your site will be displayed.

Google
Count. A Google ranking reporting tool. Requires a (free) Google
Web API Key.

Poodle
Predictor. Enter your URL above to see how search-engine friendly your
pages are and whether they can be easily crawled. Provides Diagnostics View,
Source-code View and Header-Meta View.

Find
Forward - aka "The Uber Engine". A cool Google search tool
that allows you to refine results based on whether your search is a
question, date related, if you want blog/non-blog results, files only and
many other options. A very interesting feature is the search of the Google (Dmoz)
directory - results are complete with thumbnails of the various sites. Find
Forward also includes a nice meta-search feature.

Google
Dance Tool. Allows you to compare search results on up to 12 data
centers and/or 15 countries. Also provides a free subscription service that
will alert you when a major dance has begun and webmasters can also apply to
have the dance tool on their site for free.

Google AdSense Sandbox Tool

This is a handy little tool to ascertain Google AdSense ads based on content or keywords.
Enter the URL or keywords and up to 20 sample AdSense will be generated.

While none of these tools will get you a number one ranking,
they are useful in researching your industry in relation to positioning and
gaining a better understanding of how Google works.

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some thing about pongal

Pongal is celebrated on the same day as Bihu, Lohri and Bhogi. But Pongal stretches over four days. The word Pongal literally means "boiling over" and celebrates the bounteous crops in the fields. This festival is the biggest event of the year for the Tamils as well as for the people of Andhra Pradesh.The first day, Bhogi-Pongal is devoted to Bhogi or Indran, the rain god. The day is linked with the famous mythological tale about Krishna lifting Gobardhan parbat on his little finger. The day begins with a til oil bath and in the evening there is a bonfire made of old cloths, files, mats and rugs.
The second day, Surya-Pongal, is dedicated to the Sun (Surya). On this day, pongal (rice cooked in milk and jaggery) is bolied by women who offer it to the Sun. Mattu-Pongal, the third day, is the day dedicated to the worship and veneration of cattle (mattu). The horns of the cattle is decorated with turmeric and kumkum, small bells and flowers are hung around their neck and they are paraded in the streets. The pongal that has been offered to the local deities is given to the cattle to eat.
The last day is known as Kanyapongal. Coloured balls of the pongal are made and are offered to birds. A kind of bull-fight, called the 'Jallikattu' is held in Madhurai, Tiruchirapalli and Tanjore in Tamil Nadu and several places in Andhra Pradesh. Bundles containing money are tied to the horns of ferocious bulls, and unarmed villagers try to wrest the bundles from them. Bullock Cart race and cock-fight are also held. In Andhra Pradesh, every household displays its collection of dolls for three days. Community meals are held at night with freshly harvested ingredients.

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