Never Marry

Never  marry  a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never  marry  a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never  marry  a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry  a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry  a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry  a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry   a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry  a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry  a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry  a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Love songs!!!!!!!!

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...




Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...




Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...





Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...





Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.




Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

 

 

SOMEWHERE SOMEONE

                              Ooooo

Some people             (    )
come into our lives     )   /
and quickly go.         (_ /

             ooooO
              (    )       Some people
               \  (        become friends
                \_)       and stay awhile...

          leaving beautiful         Ooooo
          footprints on our           (    )
             hearts...                      )  / 
                                             (_/
                         ooooO
                           (     )      and we are
                            \   (       never
                             \_ )     quite the same
                                       because we have
                                       made a good
                                       friend!!

Yesterday is history. 
  Tomorrow a mystery. 
  Today is a gift. 
  That's why it's called the present!


               Right Now -
-somebody is very proud of you.
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.


  "God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. "
   

 

FunnY Things Not to "DO"

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
 Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
 2. Tele-Vision
 3. Tell to Woman
 Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
 Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 Moral : BE SPECIFIC

 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
 It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
 They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
 Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
 Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala