Never Marry

Never  marry  a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never  marry  a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never  marry  a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry  a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry  a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry  a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry   a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry  a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry  a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry  a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Love songs!!!!!!!!

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *



Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...




Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...




Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...





Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...





Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.




Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

 

 

SOMEWHERE SOMEONE

                              Ooooo

Some people             (    )
come into our lives     )   /
and quickly go.         (_ /

             ooooO
              (    )       Some people
               \  (        become friends
                \_)       and stay awhile...

          leaving beautiful         Ooooo
          footprints on our           (    )
             hearts...                      )  / 
                                             (_/
                         ooooO
                           (     )      and we are
                            \   (       never
                             \_ )     quite the same
                                       because we have
                                       made a good
                                       friend!!

Yesterday is history. 
  Tomorrow a mystery. 
  Today is a gift. 
  That's why it's called the present!


               Right Now -
-somebody is very proud of you.
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.


  "God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way. "
   

 

FunnY Things Not to "DO"

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her  that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
 Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
 2. Tele-Vision
 3. Tell to Woman
 Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
 Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
 Moral : BE SPECIFIC

 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
 It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
 They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
 Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
 Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

--
Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala

Text Talk

Text Talk
O:-) Angelic	:~/ Mixed Up	>:-( Angry	**** Popcorn
@>-`-,-- Rose	(::()::) Band-Aid	:-c Pissed Off	:-@ Scream
\-o Bored	:o Shocked	:) Smile	:() Chatter Box
:-o Surprise	:*) Drunk	^ Thumbs Up	:�( Crying
:-& Tongue Tied	:�-) Crying with joy	:-\ Don�t know	:-9 Yummy
;) Wink	;-> Sleazy Wink	|-o Yawning	:-p Stick out tongue
:-D Laugh!	:-6 Tired	:-s Confused	:( Frown
:-| Hmmmm	\~/ Full Glass	:@ Ouch!	\_/ Empty Glass
*<:o) Clown	^5 High Five	:-x Kiss	((((name)))) Hug
|-) Hee Hee	(( )):** Hugs & Kisses	:@) Pig	:-i Don�t Care
:-# Lips are sealed

SMS Shortcuts

 

sms shortcuts

 

4YEO	for your eyes only		IOU1	i owe you 1
2D	to delete		IOW	in other words
2G4Y	too good for you		IRL	in real life
4E	forever		IWALU	I will always love you
AAK	asleep at keyboard		J4F	just for fun
AFAIK	as far as I know		J4I	just for information
AFK	away from keyboard		JAD	just another day
ASAP	as soon as possible		JAM	just a minute
AT	always tomorrow		JAS	just a second
ATW	at the weekend		JK	just kidding
AWHFY	Are we having fun yet?		JMO	just my opinion
AYOR	at your own risc		J2LYK	just to let you know
bg	big grin		KC	keep cool
BBB	bye bye baby		KIT	keep in touch
BB4E	bye bye forever		KMS	killing me softly
BBFN	bye bye for now		KOTC	kiss on the cheek
BBL	be back later		KOTL	kiss on the lips
BBN	bye bye now		L8R	later
BBS	be back soon		LG	lovely greetings
BCDHM	be careful, don't hurt me		LHM	Lord help me
BF	boy-friend		LHU	Lord help us
BH	blockhead		LL&P	Live long and in prosper!
BION	believe it or not		LMHO	laughing my head off
BMHWB	be my hot-water bottle		LOL	lots of laughing/lots of love
BNSCD	but now something completely different		LSHMBIB	laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
BRB	be right back		LSHMBH	laughing so hard my belly hurts
BTW	by the way		LTM	laughing to myself
BWL	bursting with laughter		LTNS	long time no see
C&G	chuckle and grin		LUTA	let us talking again
CB	Ciao Bella/bello		LYWAMH	love you wih all my heart
CIBM	Could it be magic?		LY	love you
CID	crying in disgrace		MC	Merry Christmas
CM	call me		MCAAHNY	Merry Christmas and a happy new year
CMM	change(d) my mind		MCIBTY	my computer is better than yours
CONP	continued on next page		MG	many greetings
COFR	cry out for revenge		MM	mail me
CP	chat post		MTF	more to follow
CPF	Can pigs fly?		MU	miss you
CSG	chuckle, snicker, grin		N4E	never forever
CU	see you		NA	no access
CUIAL	see you in another live		NALOPKT	not a lot of people know that
CUL	see you later		NC	no comment
CUT	see you tomorrow		NES	never ending story
DAE	dreams are empty		NN	nothing new
DAK	dead at keyboard		NP	no problem
DK	don't know		NRN	no reply necessary
DLTBBB	don't let the bed bugs bite		NSN	never say never
DLMBM	don't let me be misunderstood		NT	no trust
DLYVM	don't like you very much		NU	need you
DOM	dirty old man		NWO	no way out
DPWM	don't play with me		O4U	only for you
DTRT	do the right thing		OIC	oh, I see
DUR	Do you remember?		OL	Ol' Lady (wife)
DYSWIS	do you see what I see		OM	Ol' Man (husband)
DWBH	don't worry be happy		OOSOOM	out of sight, out of mind
DWIM	do what I mean		OTOH	on the other hand
E2EG	ear to ear grin		OTTOMH	off the top of my head
EMSG	E-mail MeSsaGe		PC	private chat

Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala