Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Engineering Definitions
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Perso! n paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shal! t give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge AllC lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at Notice Board'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'Wha! t is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus' ( Becoz an engineering student is never aware of the full syllabus)
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
Just 3 Words !
There are many things that you can do to strengthen your relationships.
Often the most effective thing you can do involves saying just three words.
When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new
friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healing to relationships that
have soured.
The following three-word phrases can be tools to help develop every relationship.
1. Let me help
Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they
do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out.
2. I understand you.
People become closer and enjoy each other more when the other person accepts
and understands them. Letting your spouse know - in so many little ways - that
you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.
And this can apply to any relationship.
3. I respect you
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect demonstrates that another
person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were
adults you will strengthen the bonds and become closer friends. This
applies to all interpersonal relationships.
4. I miss you.
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply
and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation
tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how
important you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from
your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."
5. Maybe you're right.
This phrase is very effective in diffusing an argument. The implication
when you say "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting, "maybe I'm
wrong". Let's face it. When you have an argument with someone, all you
normally do is solidify the other person's point of view. They, or you,
will not likely change their position and you run the risk of seriously
damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can
open the door to explore the subject more. You may then have the
opportunity to express your view in a way that is understandable to the
other person.
6. Please forgive me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would
admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to
faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that
he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is
wiser today than he was yesterday.
7. I thank you.
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the
companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily
courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for
their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose
circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude
of gratitude.
8. Count on me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential
ingredient for true friendship. It is the emotional glue that bonds
people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and
true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you
can count on me."
9. I'll be there
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a
sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from
home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there."
Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When
we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and
us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally
and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.
10. Go for it
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to
your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how far
out they seem to you. God has given everyone dreams, dreams that are
unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow
their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."
B o n u s : 11. I love you
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone
that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs.
The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse,
your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little
words: "I love you." Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.
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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Software songs
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Bhadram be careful brotheru
Foreign poke programmeru,
H1 maate vaddu guru,
Indian bathuke so betteru,
Foreign trippu kottesaamani, aanandinche soggaallu,
Aa trippe thama life ku death ani alochinchaka chedathaaru,
Flight ekke muhurthame.. manodi sukhaala muginpu chapteru.
Job kani.. Flight enduku raa?? hydraabaad chaalu..
Etu choosnaa,, okataa rendaa, software companylu.
Biharlundhaa?? Assam lundhaa?? ee software jaalam,,
Rest of India ki lene lede ee pichaachaaram,
Enduku neekee grahachaaram...
Bhadram be careful brotheru
food kani, day and night chaakiri chesthaavu,
Thechinadhi, income taxu chethilo posthaavu.
H1 lantu, Green card antu pichodivavthaavu.
Gaadini daatani gaanuga eddai brathukem chestaavu..
BONDED BAANISAVAVUTHAAVU.
AakaliRaajyam:
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Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother
Boston nagaramlo pizza, burger needi naade brother
svatantra desamlo pizza kooda pesarattu laandtide brother
mana talli microsoft mana anna peolesoft
mana bhoomi silicon valley ra tammudu
mana keerti software raa
degree lu tecchukuni h1b cheta pucchukoni
Boston ki cherinaamu Dollars Dollars antunnaamu
desaanni paalinche bhaavi PR (Permanent Resident) lamu
brother
Sambaru
ee punya bhoomilo job raavadam mana tappaa
aavesam aapukoleni bill gates de tappaa
denny's lo tinesi cinema ki chekkey brother
Sambaru Sankaruni bhukthulamu, software
baanisalamu Sears lo Sale
manadiraa tammudu Society okate baruvuraa ..
panicheyya VISA ledu VISA
vaste Project ledu annamo ramachandra ante McD's e
dikku manaki devudide
bhaaramanai SAP nerchukoraa brother.
Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother
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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
Net tools and Image Tools
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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Jai Chiranjeeva
04.40 IST Update from Kadapa After Interval the movie starts with Chiranjeevi getting into further investigate about the man behind the crime. He traps and find out that Jaya prakash reddy is the one who will be helping Arbaaz Khan. Mean while Bhoomika lands in India and bhoomika's father will be killed by Arbaaz khan. Bhoomika will join hands with Chiranjeevi to trap and take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. Fourth song is Ko Ko Kodi song which is picturised on Sameera and Chiranjeevi. Bhoomika agrees to marry Chiranjeevi so that he can come abroad to take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. The Kidnap episode of Sunil had evoked laughter from the audience. Fifth song is Thums up Thunder which was canned on Bhoomika and Chiranjeevi. It had some graceful steps from Boss
04.25 IST Update from Tirupati Show had just started at Tirupati
03.55 IST Update from Kadapa Interval Report from Kadapa: Movie continues with the flash back episode after Hey Jana song where it will be revealed that the small girl who was killed was incidentally daughter of Chiranjeevi's sister. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad in search of goons to take revenge. Third song is Maha Muddochestunnave on Sameera and Chiru. Interval block ends with a fight with goons.
03.10 IST Update from Kadapa First 45 mins report from Kadapa: Movie starts with Arbaaz Khan being shown as a person who supplies guns to terrorists. He comes to India to do business with Jaya Prakash Reddy. He tests a newly made gun by shooting a small girl. On the other hand, Chiranjeevi introduction is in a train where few people will try to rag a girl. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad for some reason which is underplayed and not shown so far.
First song is Jai Jai Ganesha and steps are good. Chiranjeevi will get into an apartment whose owners daughter is sameera reddy. There were few teasing scenes between this pair. Sameera calls Chiru to a pub to make fun of him and the next song, Hey jana comes. Hey Jana songs picturisation is excellent as per the reports.
Punch : Chiranjeevi walking stylishly by changing his dress to enter the pub as in this photo:
http://www.jaichiranjeeva.com/modules/xoopsgallery/view_photo.php?xoops_imageid=426&set_albumName=album06&id=abw
02.30 IST Update from Kadapa
Prints just reached Kadapa. Currently Pooja is on process. Show strikes in 5 min.
02.00 IST
Prints flew from Hyderabad to Chennai. They will be reaching Tirupati soon. It may take 2-3 hrs for show to start.
01.55 IST update from Tirupati
The show will start by 3.00 am
01.50 IST update from Kadapa Prints are about to reach Kadapa. The show is gonna start in 30 min.
10.15 PM( IST)
Photo from Thirupathi
Boxes not yet arrived at Thirupathi. show will be started as soon as they arrive.
09:25 PM ( IST) - Update from Thirupathi
www.jaichiranjeeva.com Poorna Chandra Rao took some photographs with the help of Local fans Bobby & others .. We will be presenting those pics to you very soon .. stay tuned ..
08:40 PM ( IST) - Update from Vizag
Urvasi is added to Vizag theatres list today morning because of the un precedented response from the crowd. To avoid black marketers, Collecter ordered all theatres to sell all the tickets through e-seva counters. This is creating lot of problems to fans also as they were also unable to get tickets. Melody is the main theatre of the Vizag. Stay tuned for updates..
08:00 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
As per the latest report, Prints had started to Kadapa and other parts of Ceded at 6:30 PM in Hyderabad. Shows at Kadapa will start at 12:30 in the night. Ravi theatre tickets were sold out at 170rs flat and booking is now open for Sudha and Pratap. Ticket price is 100rs flat at Sudha and Pratap. Movie will be screened in 4 theatres tonight at Kadapa. Stay tuned for more updates...
06:05 PM ( IST) - Update from Anantapur
In Anantapur, movie is getting released in Santi, Sudha and Triveni. Santi is the main theatre. Ticket prices are flat at 150rs for tomorrow and it will continue at 50rs later as per the latest hiked prices. Movie will be screened as soon as the print reaches at Anantapur.
Update from Kadapa - As per the latest news, there is no information on whether print started at Hyderabad or not!!! We will update you once we get further information. As of now, as per fans, chances of movie getting screened earlier that 12:00 are very less.
05:35 PM ( IST) - Update from Kurnool
Movie will be screened in Kurnool at Venkatesa and Bharat Complex. As per the latest news, the movie will start any time once the print arrives Kurnool. The ticket rates are 50,35 for first and second classes as per the hiked ones. 42 Lakhs had been paid as MG for Kurnool and Adoni together. Jai Chiranjeeva is getting released at Satyam complex in Adoni.
03:20 PM ( IST) - Update from Hyderabad
Special Premium show will be held at Prasads at 10:30 PM tonight. Tirupati show will start during Midnight at 12:00 as per the latest reports. Stay tuned for updates from other areas. Thanks to Arun & Ravi for arranging Tickets to www.jaichiranjeeva.com Team in Thirupathi.
01:10 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
Show at Kadapa is expected to start at 11:00 PM in the night. Movie will be screened at Ravi complex and Ramesh tonight. The ticket is flat at Rs170, the highest so far in Kadapa. The ticket price at Kadapa for tomorrow will be Rs 70. 50 Lakhs of MG had been paid for Kadapa and Proddatur.
10.50 AM (IST) - Update from Tirupati
Poorna Chandra Rao Reached Thirupati to give us Updates from there. The First Show Expected to Start @ 9 PM.
10.00 AM (IST)
Stay tuned for Live Updates from Thirupathi, Kadapa, Eluru & Thadepalligudem ..
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Srinivas.Malyala
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Sunday, December 18, 2005
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Omnamovenkatesaya ( Jarugutunna annyayalapai nigha samacharam)
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- Tarun Bharat - in Marathi
- Sakaal Newspaper - in Marathi without requiring fonts
- Anantha Vikatan - Needs Fonts: Updated Mondays
- Dinakaran - Tamil daily ( Cine)
- Tamil Cinema News - needs non-Unix fonts
- Indolink Tamil Cinema
- Thozhilulagam - Tamil Magazine scanned page by page (Updated Infrequently)
- Kalki Weekly (needs fonts)
- Ambalam - The Tamil Portal Site (needs fonts)
- Dinamalar (needs fonts)
- Thinnai (needs fonts, but no downloads)
- Health Time (needs fonts, infrequently updated)
- Vanavil.com - a portal for World Tamils
- Kumudam - in Tamil : Slowly being reconstructed
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- A much bigger list of magazines
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News on AUDIO
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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.