Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Engineering Definitions

1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Perso! n paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).

2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).

3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shal! t give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.

4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge AllC lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din

Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at Notice Board'

The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)

The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)

Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)

The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)

The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue

An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !

Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
'Wha! t is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus' ( Becoz an engineering student is never aware of the full syllabus)
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history'
'I am failing....I got screwed royally'

5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!

Just 3 Words !

Just 3 Words


There are many things that you can do to strengthen your relationships.
Often the most effective thing you can do involves saying just three words.
When spoken sincerely, these statements often have the power to develop new
friendships, deepen old ones and even bring healing to relationships that
have soured.
The following three-word phrases can be tools to help develop every relationship.

1. Let me help
Good friends see a need and then try to fill it. When they see a hurt they
do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they jump in and help out.

2. I understand you.
People become closer and enjoy each other more when the other person accepts
and understands them. Letting your spouse know - in so many little ways - that
you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing your relationship.
And this can apply to any relationship.

3. I respect you
Respect is another way of showing love. Respect demonstrates that another
person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were
adults you will strengthen the bonds and become closer friends. This
applies to all interpersonal relationships.

4. I miss you.
Perhaps more marriages could be saved and strengthened if couples simply
and sincerely said to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation
tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. Consider how
important you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from
your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."

5. Maybe you're right.
This phrase is very effective in diffusing an argument. The implication
when you say "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting, "maybe I'm
wrong". Let's face it. When you have an argument with someone, all you
normally do is solidify the other person's point of view. They, or you,
will not likely change their position and you run the risk of seriously
damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can
open the door to explore the subject more. You may then have the
opportunity to express your view in a way that is understandable to the
other person.

6. Please forgive me
Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would
admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to
faults, foibles and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that
he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is
wiser today than he was yesterday.


7. I thank you.
Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the
companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily
courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for
their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose
circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude
of gratitude.


8. Count on me
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential
ingredient for true friendship. It is the emotional glue that bonds
people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and
true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you
can count on me."


9. I'll be there
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a
sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from
home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase "I'll be there."
Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When
we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and
us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally
and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.


10. Go for it
We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to
your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how far
out they seem to you. God has given everyone dreams, dreams that are
unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow
their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."

B o n u s : 11. I love you
Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone
that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs.
The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse,
your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little
words: "I love you." Love is a choice. You can love even when the feeling is gone.





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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Software songs

MONEY:
==========================
Bhadram be careful brotheru
Foreign poke programmeru,
H1 maate vaddu guru,
Indian bathuke so betteru,
Foreign trippu kottesaamani, aanandinche soggaallu,
Aa trippe thama life ku death ani alochinchaka chedathaaru,
Flight ekke muhurthame.. manodi sukhaala muginpu chapteru.
Job kani.. Flight enduku raa?? hydraabaad chaalu..
Etu choosnaa,, okataa rendaa, software companylu.
Biharlundhaa?? Assam lundhaa?? ee software jaalam,,
Rest of India ki lene lede ee pichaachaaram,
Enduku neekee grahachaaram...
Bhadram be careful brotheru
food kani, day and night chaakiri chesthaavu,
Thechinadhi, income taxu chethilo posthaavu.
H1 lantu, Green card antu pichodivavthaavu.
Gaadini daatani gaanuga eddai brathukem chestaavu..
BONDED BAANISAVAVUTHAAVU.


AakaliRaajyam:

=================
Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother
Boston nagaramlo pizza, burger needi naade brother
svatantra desamlo pizza kooda pesarattu laandtide brother

mana talli microsoft mana anna peolesoft
mana bhoomi silicon valley ra tammudu
mana keerti software raa
degree lu tecchukuni h1b cheta pucchukoni
Boston ki cherinaamu Dollars Dollars antunnaamu
desaanni paalinche bhaavi PR (Permanent Resident) lamu
brother
Sambaru
ee punya bhoomilo job raavadam mana tappaa
aavesam aapukoleni bill gates de tappaa
denny's lo tinesi cinema ki chekkey brother
Sambaru Sankaruni bhukthulamu, software
baanisalamu Sears lo Sale
manadiraa tammudu Society okate baruvuraa ..
panicheyya VISA ledu VISA
vaste Project ledu annamo ramachandra ante McD's e
dikku manaki devudide
bhaaramanai SAP nerchukoraa brother.
Sambaru etoo ledu coke aina taagu brother

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Net tools and Image Tools

Net Tools
Check Images
Check Links
Host Info
Image Grabber
Server Speed
Web Page Size
Web Page Text
Who Is
XSL Process
Image Tools
Floyd-Steinberg
Grayscale
Image Ascii
Image ColorAscii
Image Scaler
JPEG Quality
Mosaic
Spatial Filter
Thresholding Password Generator



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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Jai Chiranjeeva


05.05 IST Update from Kadapa The last 20 mins of the movie wa shot in US after Bhoomika and Chiranjeevi land in US. The comedy track of Brahmanandam and Chiranjeevi had evoked maximum response in the movie so far. Tillana is the last song and the best song of the movie. Movie ends with Chiranjeevi taking revenge on Arbaaz khan. Overall the movie generated a good positive talk and we need to wait to see on how general audience receives the movie.

04.40
IST Update from Kadapa After Interval the movie starts with Chiranjeevi getting into further investigate about the man behind the crime. He traps and find out that Jaya prakash reddy is the one who will be helping Arbaaz Khan. Mean while Bhoomika lands in India and bhoomika's father will be killed by Arbaaz khan. Bhoomika will join hands with Chiranjeevi to trap and take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. Fourth song is Ko Ko Kodi song which is picturised on Sameera and Chiranjeevi. Bhoomika agrees to marry Chiranjeevi so that he can come abroad to take revenge on Arbaaz Khan. The Kidnap episode of Sunil had evoked laughter from the audience. Fifth song is Thums up Thunder which was canned on Bhoomika and Chiranjeevi. It had some graceful steps from Boss

04.25 IST
Update from Tirupati
Show had just started at Tirupati

03.55 IST Update from Kadapa Interval Report from Kadapa: Movie continues with the flash back episode after Hey Jana song where it will be revealed that the small girl who was killed was incidentally daughter of Chiranjeevi's sister. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad in search of goons to take revenge. Third song is Maha Muddochestunnave on Sameera and Chiru. Interval block ends with a fight with goons.

03.10
IST Update from Kadapa First 45 mins report from Kadapa: Movie starts with Arbaaz Khan being shown as a person who supplies guns to terrorists. He comes to India to do business with Jaya Prakash Reddy. He tests a newly made gun by shooting a small girl. On the other hand, Chiranjeevi introduction is in a train where few people will try to rag a girl. Chiranjeevi comes to Hyderabad for some reason which is underplayed and not shown so far.

First song is Jai Jai Ganesha and steps are good. Chiranjeevi will get into an apartment whose owners daughter is sameera reddy. There were few teasing scenes between this pair. Sameera calls Chiru to a pub to make fun of him and the next song, Hey jana comes. Hey Jana songs picturisation is excellent as per the reports.

Punch : Chiranjeevi walking stylishly by changing his dress to enter the pub as in this photo:
http://www.jaichiranjeeva.com/modules/xoopsgallery/view_photo.php?xoops_imageid=426&set_albumName=album06&id=abw

02.30 IST Update from Kadapa
10 Minutes before Show started in Kadapa.
02.05 IST update from Kadapa
Prints just reached Kadapa. Currently Pooja is on process. Show strikes in 5 min.

02.00
IST
Prints flew from Hyderabad to Chennai. They will be reaching Tirupati soon. It may take 2-3 hrs for show to start.

01.55
IST update from Tirupati
The show will start by 3.00 am

01.50
IST update from Kadapa Prints are about to reach Kadapa. The show is gonna start in 30 min.

10.15 PM( IST)
Photo from Thirupathi
Boxes not yet arrived at Thirupathi. show will be started as soon as they arrive.

09:25 PM ( IST) - Update from Thirupathi
www.jaichiranjeeva.com Poorna Chandra Rao took some photographs with the help of Local fans Bobby & others .. We will be presenting those pics to you very soon .. stay tuned ..

08:40 PM ( IST) - Update from Vizag
Urvasi is added to Vizag theatres list today morning because of the un precedented response from the crowd. To avoid black marketers, Collecter ordered all theatres to sell all the tickets through e-seva counters. This is creating lot of problems to fans also as they were also unable to get tickets. Melody is the main theatre of the Vizag. Stay tuned for updates..

08:00 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
As per the latest report, Prints had started to Kadapa and other parts of Ceded at 6:30 PM in Hyderabad. Shows at Kadapa will start at 12:30 in the night. Ravi theatre tickets were sold out at 170rs flat and booking is now open for Sudha and Pratap. Ticket price is 100rs flat at Sudha and Pratap. Movie will be screened in 4 theatres tonight at Kadapa. Stay tuned for more updates...

06:05 PM ( IST) - Update from Anantapur
In Anantapur, movie is getting released in Santi, Sudha and Triveni. Santi is the main theatre. Ticket prices are flat at 150rs for tomorrow and it will continue at 50rs later as per the latest hiked prices. Movie will be screened as soon as the print reaches at Anantapur.

Update from Kadapa - As per the latest news, there is no information on whether print started at Hyderabad or not!!! We will update you once we get further information. As of now, as per fans, chances of movie getting screened earlier that 12:00 are very less.

05:35 PM ( IST) - Update from Kurnool
Movie will be screened in Kurnool at Venkatesa and Bharat Complex. As per the latest news, the movie will start any time once the print arrives Kurnool. The ticket rates are 50,35 for first and second classes as per the hiked ones. 42 Lakhs had been paid as MG for Kurnool and Adoni together. Jai Chiranjeeva is getting released at Satyam complex in Adoni.

03:20 PM ( IST) - Update from Hyderabad
Special Premium show will be held at Prasads at 10:30 PM tonight. Tirupati show will start during Midnight at 12:00 as per the latest reports. Stay tuned for updates from other areas. Thanks to Arun & Ravi for arranging Tickets to
www.jaichiranjeeva.com Team in Thirupathi.

01:10 PM ( IST) - Update from Kadapa
Show at Kadapa is expected to start at 11:00 PM in the night. Movie will be screened at Ravi complex and Ramesh tonight. The ticket is flat at Rs170, the highest so far in Kadapa. The ticket price at Kadapa for tomorrow will be Rs 70. 50 Lakhs of MG had been paid for Kadapa and Proddatur.

10.50 AM (IST) - Update from Tirupati
Poorna Chandra Rao Reached Thirupati to give us Updates from there. The First Show Expected to Start @ 9 PM.

10.00 AM (IST)
Stay tuned for Live Updates from Thirupathi, Kadapa, Eluru & Thadepalligudem ..

From mail box to SMS to BSNL india

The Unified Messaging Service from BSNL allows to send SMS messages to all BSNL cell phones in India. You can send SMS emails to BSNL phones as mobilenumber@bsnlumN.com
The email domain is different for each region - bsnlumn.com (North), bsnlums.com (South), bsnlume.com (East) and bsnlumw.com (West).

From mail box to SMS


U can send me sms from u r mail box  by mailing address to 919845288495@airtelkk.com
And also  Send FREE SMS to mobile phones in India via Email without any cost and is unlimited! Just send an email from your email account to the Mobile Email of your friend and it will SMSed to your friend mobile phone. It will be delivered in minutes, depending on the email transmission. If the cell is switched off, then the message will be delivered as soon as it comes to the network.

Use the table to below find out mobile email of our friend.

State / City - India Cellular Operator Mobile Number Series Mobile Email SMS
Andhra PradeshAirTel9849919849xxxxxx@airtelap.com
Andhra PradeshIdea Cellular98489848xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
ChennaiSkycell / Airtel9840919840xxxxxx@airtelchennai.com
ChennaiRPG Cellular98419841xxxxxx@rpgmail.net
DelhiAirtel9810919810xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
DelhiHutch98119811xxxxxx@delhi.hutch.co.in
GujaratIdea Cellular98249824xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
GujaratAirtel9898919898xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
GujaratCelforce / Fascel98259825xxxxxx@celforce.com
GoaAirtel9890919890xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
GoaBPL Mobile98239823xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
GoaIdea Cellular98229822xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
HaryanaAirtel9896919896xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
HaryanaEscotel98129812xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com
Himachal PradeshAirtel9816919816xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
KarnatakaAirtel9845919845xxxxxx@airtelkk.com
KeralaAirtel98959895xxxxxx@airtelkerala.com
KeralaEscotel98479847xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com
KeralaBPL Mobile98469846xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
KolkataAirtel9831919831xxxxxx@airtelkol.com or
Net 2 Cell
Madhya PradeshAirtel9893919893xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
MaharashtraAirtel9890919890xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
MaharashtraBPL Mobile98239823xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
MaharashtraIdea Cellular98229822xxxxxx@ideacellular.net
MumbaiAirtel9892919892xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
MumbaiBPL Mobile98219821xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
PunjabAirtel9815919815xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
PondicherryBPL Mobile98439843xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Tamil NaduAirtel9894919894xxxxxx@airtelmail.com
Tamil NaduBPL Mobile9843919843xxxxxx@bplmobile.com
Tamil NaduAircel98429842xxxxxx@airsms.com
Uttar Pradesh (West)Escotel98379837xxxxxx@escotelmobile.com

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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

All Indian Daily News Paper Links


All India Daily News Papers List

     Glamsham.com

Film Related

State wise

  • Andhra Pradesh   

Andhra Bhoomi

Andhra Prabha -  http://www.andhraprabha.com/

Andhra Jyothy -  http://www.andhrajyothy.com

Andhra Bhoomi -  http://www.andhrabhoomi.com/

Eenadu -  http://www.eenadu.net

Vaartha -  http://www.vaartha.com

Deccan Chronicle - Hyderabad

Web Prapamcham -  http://www.webprapancham.com/

Nigha Reporter -  http://www.nighareporter.com

Omnamovenkatesaya ( Jarugutunna annyayalapai nigha samacharam)

http://www.omnamovenkatesaya.com

Nalla.com (Daily serial, Panchaangam, Vyaasa Bhaaratam....  ) - http://www.nalla.com
Nalla.com vaari e-patrika
i

Computer Mags

Other Magazines & Links

News on AUDIO

 




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Thanks and regards,
Srinivas.Malyala
EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ONE.. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING ... THE BEST IS YET TO COME.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Good words

patterns, safe but unrewarding work, or values no longer believed in. Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what many people fear most. It should be the opposite - Anon.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world - indeed it's the only thing that ever has - Margaret Mead.

The only thing I can be proud of, the greatest merit of my life, is that I was able to fundamentally alter my views - General Dimitri Volkogonov.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there - Will Rogers

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there - Anon.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain.

The human understanding, once it has adopted opinions, either because they were already accepted and believed, or because it likes them, draws everything else to support and agree with them. And though it may meet a greater number and weight of contrary instances, it will, with great and harmful prejudice, ignore or condemn or exclude them by introducing some distinction, in order that the authority of those earlier assumptions may remain intact and unharmed - Sir Francis Bacon.

Cognitive dissonance is the inner conflict we experience when we do something that is counter to our prior values, beliefs and feelings. To reduce our tension, we either change our beliefs or explain away our actions -The complete idiot's guide to Psychology.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more - Oscar Wilde.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all. -Dale Carnegie

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is - Anon.

Every child is an artist. The challenge is to remain an artist once he grows up - Pablo Picasso.
Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS). It's not hard to outsmart yourself.
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -Oliver Wendell Holme.

Worry enough to anticipate trouble. But not so much as to bring it about.
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -William Jennings Bryan

We stubbornly fight to preserve our core beliefs, consciously and unconsciously, fair and foul, any way we can. We may ignore anomalous data or flat-out reject or exclude them from consideration. We may decide to hold them in abeyance, intending to deal with them "later." We may reinterpret and refashion them so that they no longer contradict our beliefs. We may use what knowledge we have of arguments that oppose the threat to construct a barrier to arguments that threaten our beliefs. If none of these mental tricks works and contradiction begins to penetrate our defenses, we may consent to shave just the periphery of a belief, thereby allowing its core to survive. In the unlikely instance in which we find ourselves forced to alter a core, we may depend upon its resilience and ability slowly to resume its original shape. In short, beliefs survive unless we are strongly motivated to examine contradictory data with as unbiased a mind as we can muster and are both able and willing to think deeply about it. - Steven M. Wise, Rattling the Cage: Toward Legal Rights for Animals

Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told--and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their 'beliefs.' The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is just a self-congratulatory delusion. - Michael Crichton in The Lost World

If a man, holding a belief which he was taught in childhood or persuaded of afterwards, keeps down and pushes away any doubts which arise about it in his mind, purposely avoids the reading of books and the company of men that call into question or discuss it, and regards as impious those questions which cannot easily be asked without disturbing it--the life of that man is one long sin against mankind. - W. K. Clifford

What we recall is not what we actually experienced, but rather a reconstruction of what we experienced that is consistent with our current goals and our knowledge of the world. - Memory, Brain, and Belief When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 ye

All about Google





There's no doubt that Google has captured the hearts and
minds of surfers and webmasters alike in recent years. Google tools have
also become a common sight, thanks to the Google Web APIs service.



Using tools such as Google Web API (Application
Program Interface), software developers can query the billions of pages in
Google's databases from their own programs, which has led to some amazing
web applications being developed and released to the public.





Here's a selection that I'll be updating from time to
time of the more
webmaster-oriented tools that can assist with search engine optimization:



Google
Suggest
displays related queries *before* you hit the search
button via a dropdown menu below the search box - and will also display the
number of results before you search.



Google
Dancer
is unlike most dance (Google update) monitoring applications in
that it runs from your desktop instead of as a remotely hosted application.
The lite version (free) automatically locates data
centers if they move. It also features an automatic self-updating system.



Rank Pulse is an
online tool that provides a look at the daily fluctuations of Google results
based on the movements of rankings of sites in relation to keywords that the
company monitors.



Google
Alert
can keep track of what the web is saying about a particular
person, company or web site.



Similar
page checker
. This free tool allows you to check the similarity between
two pages.



Google
Dance tool
. The Google "Dance" (update) can be identified when
the backlink counts of major sites are different on several specific Google
data centers. This tool updates every 60 minutes and you can also check your
own backlinks on the data centers.



Google
Fight
. Wondering which keywords for a particular subject are most
popular? Google Fight allows you to enter 2 keywords or phrases and compare
the results.



Goofresh
is a tool to search for sites added in the last 24 hours, 48 hours, 7 days
or last 30 days.



Google
Tool
. Search for results on one or more of Google's 15 data centers.



Google
history
. Find out in what year an event occurred (post 1800)



Google
Pos
. Discover the ranking for a particular site for a keyword or
keyphrase.



GoogleRankings.
Another tool for checking position based on keywords.



The
PageRank Calculator
is designed to mimic the workings of the PageRank
algorithm to calculate an estimated score.



Google
- Yahoo Comparison
. Allows for a side by side search of both Google and
Yahoo.



Touchgraph
Google Browser
- visually displays the linkages between sites; quite an
amazing application.



Google
Ultimate Interface
- Google's tools and options displayed on a single
page.



Proximity
search
- Allows you to search for two words within one, two or three
words of each other.



Pagerank
calculator
. The results produced by this calculator are related to raw
PageRank and are not equivalent to the values shown in the toolbar



Back
Link Tracking
. Free utility for checking search engines for the number
of back links to any specific URL over time



Google
Tools
. Enter your URL and the total pages crawled, listed and backlinks
to your site will be displayed.



Google
Count
. A Google ranking reporting tool. Requires a (free) Google
Web API Key
.


Poodle
Predictor
. Enter your URL above to see how search-engine friendly your
pages are and whether they can be easily crawled. Provides Diagnostics View,
Source-code View and  Header-Meta View.



Find
Forward
- aka "The Uber Engine". A cool Google search tool
that allows you to refine results based on whether your search is a
question, date related, if you want blog/non-blog results, files only and
many other options. A very interesting feature is the search of the Google (Dmoz)
directory - results are complete with thumbnails of the various sites. Find
Forward also includes a nice meta-search feature.



Google
Dance Tool
. Allows you to compare search results on up to 12 data
centers and/or 15 countries. Also provides a free subscription service that
will alert you when a major dance has begun and webmasters can also apply to
have the dance tool on their site for free.



Google AdSense Sandbox Tool

This is a handy little tool to ascertain Google AdSense ads based on content or keywords.
Enter the URL or keywords and up to 20 sample AdSense will be generated.



While none of these tools will get you a number one ranking,
they are useful in researching your industry in relation to positioning and
gaining a better understanding of how Google works.